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Smartenupross
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Year in review, black entertainers that took a loss in 2009

It happens every year, several times a year, some dumb negroe with some type of star power does some outrageously retarded act, or acts, that just makes you go jesus christ.




Chris brown putting the fear of god in rihannas heart.

In case you missed it, Chris Brown beat his girlfriend Rihanna’s ass, like Ike Turner (”Larry” Fishburne) beat Tina Turner (Angela Bassett) in “whats love got to do with it”. Whatever the alleged reason, and there was speculation on many reasons, you can never win by hitting a woman. Whether she gave him herpes, threw his phone out of a moving vehicle, or punched him in the eye first, you are not winning that battle. Add in the fact that his whole fan base are women and young girls, and he marketed himself on the good boy, boy next door image, you have a recipe for financial suicide. Seriously, what a dumb ass.


This kid seriously almost had a chance at the throne, it was practically given to him to sit on for a few years if he wanted it. Between Usher and the backlash he got from disowning his mother, and Mario’s receding hairline, this kid literally could of been huge. All that money and this brotha couldn’t buy himself some common sense. SMH @ throwing your career away over some vagina. Chris Brown, Drake and Obama was supposed to bring light skinned niggas back to the forefront.


This incident definitely set light brites back 5 years, and is probably worse then Nino Brown ethering Gee Money in New Jack City.


and of course to add insult to injury, this kid goes on Larry King live with his mother, in that ridiculous easter outfit, and answers the million dollar question, “what the fuck were you thinking”, with an anti climatic “i cant remember”, we must do better …


Kanye West upsetting white America


Kanye West upstaging Taylor Swift, and upsetting white America, is easily one of the most talked about events in the 09, unlike Chris Brown, Kanye actually defiled a white woman. How dare this negro, upstage Shirley Temple from something as prestigious as a MTV Music Award, the same award show that had Tom Green or was that Bruno, sitting on another mans face on live TV ?


Imo, Kanye West is probably one of the most talented “musicians” to come out this past decade, college drop out, late registration, graduation, and 808s and heartbreaks are all easily classics, and this dude has yet to disappoint. As a black musician, one thing you never do, is upset white America, especially country music fans. They tolerated your George Bush doesn’t care about black people shenanigans, they dismissed your other MTV outburst (why are they still inviting this guy if they deem him such a trouble maker), white America really is starting to get annoyed.


I genuinely don’t see where all the outrage has come from, its not like he was running a dog fighting ring in his back yard. I do understand, what Kanye did that unfortunate night was inappropriate, but really its not that serious. People were less upset that congressman Joe Wilson called the president of the United States a liar, while he addressed the house. It’s not like he beat a woman, nahamean ?



Usher Raymond ole sucker for love

It must be a burden being Usher Raymond. Obviously your rich so that’s always a win, but in the back of your mind, you probably know you’ll never out do your greatest album, Confessions. Most of your fans are giving you the side eye for marrying that gremlin and disowning your mother. Your arch nemesis Justin Timberlake has surpassed you in everything you can think of minus, being black of course. And your latest single, “Papers”, is just fucking wack. Living your life under the public eye must be tough, not only are you judged by a different standard than your fans you got all these beautiful women throwing they vaginas at you …


Usher is like that genesis controller from back in the day, the original one with 2 buttons and select; Justin is the revised version with AB/XY, START, SELECT, and 2 triggers at the top. His acting career is better then yours (you really think we gonna let you forget that horrible movie, “In The Mix”, chief ?), his “womenz” is better (everyone looks better then Tameka Foster, cmon son), and your next album as well as your last album will never compare to FutureSex/LoveSounds.


How would you feel if you had to break up with your wife after everyone told you it wouldnt work out, including your mother. I think half or at least a quarter of album sales has little to do with content, and all to do with image. Usher shot himself in the foot by marrying Tameka Foster, and the damage unrepairable. Usher unfortunately has done one of the biggest nono’s in black music, he pissed off black women. Usher reached his peak after confessions, imo i doubt he will ever be as big as he was when that album dropped. He’s one dimensional, he’ll always be stuck doing the same album.



Rick Ross calling other black men monkeys

The inspiration for this site, my muse, the prolific officer ross. I cant even begin to count how many L’s this courageous Florida resident has had to endure this year.


Y’all niggaz is characters, not even good actors
What’s gon’ be the outcome?
Hmm, let’s add up all the factors
You wack, you’re twisted, your girl’s a hoe
You’re broke, the kid ain’t yours, and e’rybody know
Your old man say you stupid, you be like,
“So? I love my baby mother, I never let her go


I really think the crack dmx was smoking back in 2001 let him see into the future. How else could someone explain how this line relates so much to officer ricky ? Although Deeper then rap, Ross’s 2009 offering is a masterpiece, he cant run away from the fact that he is a liar, one of his baby mothers is a prostitute, and his other baby mother is a money hungry jezebel that would sell you out for a dollar and attention. Couple in the fact officer ricky is walking around calling 50 Cent and other entertainers monkeys in 2009, just isnt a good look.


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